Our Random Conversations

In an attempt to put our insanity to good use entertaining you normal(er) people, we'll will be putting up a random insane conversation each day that actually happened on that day.  You'll be surprised by how strange we are.

2/9
Sora: "RUFF!"
Roxas: "Sora, why the heck are you barking?"
Sora: "I have no idea."
Riku: *walks in as Sora and Roxas both bark a lot* "Ummm... ok then.  RUFF!"
All 3: "Ruf yip RUFF RUFF YIP ruf yip RUFF RUFF YIP!!!"

2/10
Kyo: Hey Riku.
Riku: Oh hi Kyo.
Sarah: Oh man both of them.
*Roxas, Xion, Sora, and Kagura are also there*
Roxas: Wait a second...
Sora: Uh-oh.
Kagura: What?
Xion: Oh crap.
Riku: Oh no I just realized.
Kyo: Me too.
Sarah: Oh no.
Roxas: ...almost all of us are in the same place at once.  And none of us are chained up.
Sora: OH NO RUN AWAY!!!!!
*all of us pretty much run into different walls, doors, or tables, then run of to different directions*
Kagura: Wait, what?
Roxas *walks back in*: Don't you remember last time?
Kagura: Ummmm.... ehhh... OH MY GOSH!!!!! *runs away*
Roxas (to the other people in the room who are now collectively staring at him): It's a long story.  Don't ask.

2/11
Sora *on Skype*: Hey Roxas you there?
Sora: ROXASSSS?????
Sora: Are you here?
Sora: Please???!!!
Sora: FINE!!!! I GUESS YOU DON'T CARE!!!!! *closes Skype*
Roxas: *was there the whole time hiding behind a chair* He's so fun to mess with.

2/12
Kagura: KYOOOOOO!!!!!! *tackles Kyo in a hug*
Kyo: Accttthhhhhhuuuu!!!!!
Riku: *hears the sound from outside the room* Either Kagura hugged Kyo again or Roxas found more paint.
Ren: Maybe both.

2/13
Roxas: CHAINSAW!!!!!!!!!
Ness: That's just a pencil.
Roxas: Oh. NO IT"S GRELLE'S DEATH SCYTHE!!! :P

2/14
Riku: Wow... HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Roxas+Xion: Riku shut up.
*It was Valentine's day, Roxas turned out to actually be romantic, even though almost everyone thought he was a heartless (hahaha KH reference) aand... don't ask*

2/15
Roxas+Sora: PASTA!!!!!  Oh no it's happening again! This is just weird. Let's both shut up. PASTA!!!!! WE CAN'T STOP TALKING IN UNISON!!!!!
Gabby: *hits them both on the head* SHUT UP!!!!!
Roxas+Sora: Thank you Gabby.  Oh no it's still happening!!!!!

2/16
Roxas: *whisper whisper*
Riku+Ren+Xion+Kyo: *quietly* Okay.
Kagura: *walks in* Hey guys?
*everyone else pretends to pass out*
Kagura: NOOO KYOOO!!!!!
Roxas: *gets back up* Told ya.
Kyo: Wow you're good at this.

2/17
Haru: *on the bus hitting his head on the seats* Woofwoofwoof imma cow.
Sora: Oh no Haru's back.

2/18
Roxas: BLOOD CUPCAKE!!!!!
Sora: YUMMY!

<<FOR 3/9 AND 3/10 MULTIPLE CONVERSATIONS ARE INCLUDED BECAUSE ROXAS'S PARTIES ARE ALWAYS AWESOME>>

3/9
*at party at Roxas's house*
Xion: Hi Roxas!
Kagura: *walks into room*
Xion, Roxas, Sora, Kyo: NO! NOT KAGURA!

*at party at Roxas's house, eating cake just after eating japanese food with chopsticks*
Roxas *looks at chopsticks still on table*: CAKE WITH CHOPSTICKS!!!!
*Sora, Roxas, and Kyo all pick up chopsticks on random mental cue*
Kyo: I declare a race!!!
*Roxas, Sora, and Kyo all start eating their piece of cake with chopsticks instead of forks*
Later:
Roxas: Wait, who won?
Kyo: I don't know I was too busy eating CAKE WITH CHOPSTICKS!!!
EVERYONE: CAKE WITH CHOPSTICKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

3/10
*at party at Roxas's house*
<<THIS ENTIRE CONVERSATION WAS DELETED MAINLY BECAUSE OF THE CIRCUMSTANCES UNDER WHICH IT HAPPENED>>

*at party at Roxas's house*
Kyo: Roxas? Hey Roxas! Wake up! Dude!
Sora: Roxas wake up!
*Roxas is freaking out in his sleep, yelling and thrashing and screaming "NOOOOO!!!"*
*Roxas finally wakes up, sweating and shaking*
Kyo: Dude Roxas you are so lucky we're here... in the same bed as you...
Roxas: I hate when I have dreams.
<<Roxas, Sora, Riku, and  Kyo are practically full brothers (and they're at least blood brothers).  The dudes are tight.  We will do anything for each other.  Which usually means Roxas attacking people who bully Sora, Sora saving Roxas from himself (don't ask), and Riku and Kyo helping Roxas beat up the bullies.  We really care about each other and we are not uncomfortable doing anything around each other.  We end up at each others houses a lot and have shared beds before a lot.  We are not homo in any way, shape, or form (other than being homo sapien).  Riku just couldn't come to the party.>>


*At Roxas's house finishing the cake*
kyo: i like turtle buns turtle buns i like turtle buns turtle buns yum!!!!!
Roxas+sora+kogura+xion:WTH KYO!!
*Roxas, sora, and kyo look at eachother*
Roxas+sora+kyo: *raises fists in air* CAKE WITH CHOPSTICKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!


3/20
*At school Kyo staring at Sora*
Sora: Kyo what are you doing?
Kyo: I'm eating your soul
Sora: YAY!!!!!!!!!!!


3/22
*Kyo talking to Sora in science class*
Kyo: I will eat your soul puke it back in your body have Roxas torture you then throw you into a 50ft pit of fire and you will slowly burn as millions of scorpions will be thrown on you by me and Riku
Sora:YAY!!!!!!!!!!


4/13
*Kyo and Xion is walking and talking (Kyo being crazy)*
Xion: Dont run into a tree
Kyo: *Laughing* im going to run it over!
Xion: How are you going to run it over
Kyo: With a house
*Xion and Kyo break into laughter as Kyo walks her home*